You May Be The Perfect Dog Owner If You...
- Believe caring for a pet for 15 years does not seem like a lifetime
- Look forward to big, wet kisses when you come home each day
- Like sharing your house with someone who sheds, tracks dirt occasionally, and possibly drools
- Don't mind sharing your house with someone who will never clean up after themselves
- Want to take care of someone every day
- Love a playmate who likes to chase balls and drag off shoes
- Don't mind a playmate who likes to slobber on balls and shoes
- Would like to spend your extra money on pet food, toys, veterinary care, chew bones, and more chew bones
- Want someone to adore you even on a bad hair day
- Believe that spaying and neutering pets will help solve the pet overpopulation problem
- Can't imagine leaving your devoted pet behind when you move
- Want to keep an ID tag on your pets, so they can get back to you no matter what
- Enjoy unconditional love and constant companionship
You May Be The Perfect Cat Owner If You...
- Believe caring for a pet for 15 years does not seem like a lifetime
- Look forward to having your ankles rubbed dry by an affectionate, hairy animal
- Don't mind sharing your house with someone who sheds, tracks kitty litter, and throws up hairballs
- Don't mind sharing your house with someone who will never clean up after themselves
- Love a housemate who will randomly and regularly entertain you with outrageous and silly antics (at their whim, not yours)
- Want to take care of someone every day
- Like your lap warmed whenever you sit down
- Would like to spend your extra money on pet food, toys, veterinary care, kitty litter; and more kitty litter
- Want to be welcomed with a soft purr of appreciation
- Believe that spaying and neutering pets will help solve the pet overpopulation problem
- Can't imagine leaving your devoted pet behind when you move
- Want to keep an ID tag on your pets, so they can get back to you no matter what
- Enjoy unconditional love and constant companionship
- Believe that keeping your cat indoors is for your pet's well being
